'I'll swallow a cassette of Donna Summer'

That (swallowing a cassette of Donna Summer) was plan B for the suicidal disco disciple of the innovatively titled 'Disco Suicide' from MAD's disco collection. The MAD Disco flexi-record came with a 1980 issue of the magazine.

Despite the morbid title of the song, the line 'that two faced Jekyll won't be able to hide' is immortal.