Saturday, May 8, 2010

Headline of the day: 'Woman Runs Down Lord Jesus Christ in Massachusetts Street'

A Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton, Massachusetts. Police officers who dealt with the incident confirmed that the 50-year-old man's legal name is indeed Lord Jesus Christ.

Lord Jesus Christ suffered minor injuries. Whether he forgave the woman who ran him down is unclear.

Article from FOXNews; spotted on Arbroath. Image: Stray Snippets

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