Dinosaurs came out and went extinct

Image spotted on Titam (I do hope the lady in the picture is joking).

There you go, mystery solved. It wasn't the humongous asteroid (or small comet) which, 65 million years ago blasted the enormous crater at Chicxulub, in Yucatan, Mexico, and dinosaurs, as well as numerous other species, out of existence with the force of more than a billion A-bombs. It was same-sex hanky panky that killed off the dinosaurs.

Or else, the Flood. In fact, I'm really torn between the gay-dinosaur extinction theory and the creationist theory that since only a pair of young dinos could have gone aboard Noah's Ark, the rest just drowned, about 4,300 years ago. In the prime of their evolution too: they'd only been around for 1,700 years up to that point, having been created on Day 6 by the Lord. Not only that, but T. Rex was a veggie, I'll have you know; it says so in the Bible.

Oh, and pigs fly, by the way (although the Bible omits that fact, I believe).